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KUALA LUMPUR: Canadians have a tiresome reputation for being perpetually polite, cultured and politically correct, and have even been known to apologise to lampposts after accidentally running into them.
They are routinely contrasted with their American cousins – seen as uncouth, gun-toting barbarians who beat each other up in the greasy aisles of Walmart.
But a woman in Langley, British Colombia, has literally s*** all over Canada’s good name.
In a grotesque incident at a Tim Hortons restaurant on Monday, said woman asked the cashier for access to the premises’ restroom. According to the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC), the employee (tactfully) refused the woman’s request on the basis of her past disruptive behaviour.
That is when the s*** hit the fan – and the savagery that followed was unfortunately captured in all its glory by a CCTV camera, the footage of which has gone viral.
Outraged at being turned down, the woman proceeds to give the staff member a piece of her mind. Unfortunately, it is not the only piece of herself she would give the hapless worker.
The woman swiftly pulls her pants down in front of the cash register, leans against a partition in a partial squatting position, and lushly defecates and urinates almost immediately, to the horror of employees and other patrons. (I guess she really, really had to go. Either that, or she’s very talented).
Perhaps feeling that her fabulous demonstration of Neanderthal behaviour was not outrageous enough, the woman goes full chimpanzee by picking up one of her larger turds and flinging it at the staff member, who is by now off-camera. No news on whether the projectile poo hit its target.
Her stinky statement made, the woman grabs napkins from the counter, wipes her buttocks and flings the soiled paper at the staff member as well. (It is heartening to know that she at least wipes herself clean after a bowel movement).
She then stomps off – but doesn’t get far, as she is promptly arrested by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, who are reportedly familiar with the faeces-flinging woman.
Hopefully, she is in deep s***.